i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly